Marriage experiences

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'ma virgin and I don'tknow anything about sex. Can you explain it to mefirst?""OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call yourprivate place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'theprisoner'. So what we do is: putthe prisoner in the prison.And then they made love for the first time.Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smilingwithsatisfaction.Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisonerseems to haveescaped."Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have tore-imprison him."After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for hiscigarettes butthe girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of makinglove, giveshim a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is outagain!"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legsof a recentlyborn foal.Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escapedagain."Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, itsnot a life sentence,OKAY!